Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A. You always hear about them but you never actually see one.
Q. Whats do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put her in a round room and tell her to go to the corner.
Q: What did Captain Kirk say when he looked into the blonde's ear?
A: Space......the final frontier
Q: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all in third grade. Who is the tallest?
A: The blonde, because she's 18.
Q: Did You here about the blonde coyote?
A: She got stuck in a trap, bit off three legs and was still stuck!