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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Vacation Time

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A blonde had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied the blonde, "but if I go to work there, I won't get a vacation until I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"

"No," replied the blonde, "but right on the application it said 'vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"