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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Drinks Anyone?

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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are in France in a restaurant.

The waiter asks "le apperitif?"

All of them answer "oui!"

The waiter looks at Zedillo "Le tequila?"
Zedillo: "oui!"

The waiter looks at Yeltsin "Le vodka?"
Yeltsin: "oui!"

Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton " Le whisky?"
Clinton: "DON'T MENTION THAT WITCH!!!"