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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Even In Eternity

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The Clinton's were in a terrible plane crash and all three died.

When they got to heaven, they approached the Throne of God and God said to Chelsea, "Why should I let you into heaven?"

Chelsea answered, "I am the daughter of the President, a representative of all the children in America."

God said, "Very well, you may sit on my right side."

Then he said to Bill, "Why should I let you into heaven?"

Bill answered, "I am the President of the United States, a representative of all the people in America." God said, "Very well, you may sit on my left side."

Then he said to Hillary, "Why should I let you into heaven?"

Hillary answered, "I don't know, but you're in my seat!"