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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Land of OZ

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Bob Dole, Dan Quayle, and Bill Clinton all get sucked up by a tornado (or is that tornadoe - sorry for the Dan Quayle humor) and deposited safely in the Land of Oz.

Due to being disoriented, they look around and wander aimlessly for a few minutes before they figure out where they are (the yellow-brick road and all).

Bob Dole says, "Seeing as how we're in Oz, I'm going to the Wizard and ask for a heart."

Dan Quayle replies, " I'll go with you and I'll ask the Wizard for a brain."

Bill Clinton looks around a little more and says, "I wonder where Dorothy is?"