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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit, the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit, the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing, he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.
"But Doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get
pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "but I can cure pneumonia."
