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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Olives

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A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.

When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the man started to leave.

"Excuse me, sir," said a customer, who was puzzled over what the man had done, "What was that all about?"

"Oh," said the man, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."