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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Might Be An Engineering Major If...

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  • you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
  • you enjoy pain.
  • you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
  • you chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."
  • you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
  • when you look in a mirror, you see a engineering major.
  • it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
  • you frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."
  • you always do homework on Friday nights.
  • you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
  • you think in "math."
  • you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
  • you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
  • you have a pet named after a scientist.
  • you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
  • the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
  • you can translate English into Binary.
  • you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says "Exit."
  • you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
  • you are completely addicted to caffeine.
  • you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
  • you consider ANY non-science course "easy."
  • when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
  • the "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
  • you'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
  • you understood more than five of these indicators.
  • you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.