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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Know You've Been in College Too Long When...

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  • You consider McDonald's "real food."
  • You actually like doing laundry at home.
  • 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.
  • It starts getting late on the weeknights.
  • Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
  • You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
  • You'd rather clean than study.
  • Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's, a way of life.
  • You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
  • You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
  • You live for getting mail (E-mail included).
  • Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
  • Prank phone calls become funny again.
  • It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on.
  • World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.
  • You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
  • Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
  • Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
  • You find out milk crates have so many uses.
  • Wal-mart is the coolest store.
  • The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday).
  • You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long.