You Might Be A College Student If...

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  • You average 3 hours of sleep a night.
  • Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
  • You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
  • You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
  • You wake up 10 minutes before class.
  • You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
  • Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
  • Your social life consists of a date with the library.
  • It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
  • You carry less than a dollar on your person.
  • You haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class.
  • You celebrate when you find a quarter.
  • Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
  • You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
  • Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
  • You get more sleep in class than in your room.
  • Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
  • You can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
  • You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
  • You get more e-mail than postal mail.