March Holidays

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In the month of March, we celebrate the big one for the Irish but, of course, everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day! However, March is not just for the wearin' o' the green...

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March is National Furniture Refinishing Month (Yippeeeeee!)

March 1 - National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day (Mmmm, I LOVE peanut butter!)

March 2 - Old Stuff Day (I have a LOT of that!)

March 3 - I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day*

March 4 - Holy Experiment Day (What kind of experiments are "Holy" ???)

March 5 - Multiple Personalities Day (I won't be celebrating this one but my other selves will be...)

March 6 - National Frozen Food Day (Oh boy!)

March 7 - National Crown Roast Of Pork Day (Huh?)

March 8 - Be Nasty Day (Ooooh, I LIKE this one!)

March 9 - Panic Day (Just one day for this?)

March 10 - Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day (Just where IS life in "the cracks" ???)

March 11 - Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day (And how, exactly, does one worship tools? Nevermind, I don't really want to know!)

March 12 - Alfred Hitchcock Day (This is cool!)

March 13 - Jewel Day (Maybe I'll get some fancy-schmancy ring with a beautiful jewel on it from my boyfriend today...Nah!)

March 14 - National Potato Chip Day (OhhhKAY!)

March 15 - Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day (What if we think we want to celebrate Buzzard's Day? Are we wrong??)

March 16 - Everything You Do Is Right Day (I know some people who celebrate this one EVERY day!!)

March 17 - Submarine Day and, of course, St. Patrick's Day!

March 18 - Supreme Sacrifice Day (This sounds kinda cool.)

March 19- Poultry Day (Yippee Skippee!)

March 20 - Proposal Day (Which goes well with "Jewel Day" on the 13th) and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day ("Festival" ???)

March 21 - Fragrance Day (Okay, so I didn't get the ring on the 13th, but a nice bottle of cologne would be nice!)

March 22 - National Goof-off Day (I REALLY like this one! Do you think it's a paid holiday from work?)

March 23 - National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day (What's with the chips this month?)

March 24 - National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day (Mmmm!)

March 25 - Pecan Day and Waffle Day (MMMM!)

March 26 - Spinach Festival Day and Make Up Your Own Holiday Day (This one's been celebrated a LOT!)

March 27 - National "Joe" Day* (My dad, Joe, will like this one!)

March 28 - Something On A Stick Day (Anything???)

March 29 - Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day (???)

March 30 - I Am In Control Day (My other selves have March 5, so this one's for me!)

March 31 - Bunsen Burner Day (Why???) and National Clams On The Half Shell Day (WHY???)

*National "Joe" Day - March 27 - Those who hate their name have the right to have everyone they know call them "Joe" on this day.

*National Anthem Day - March 3 - On this day in 1931, President Hoover signed a bill making the Star Spangled Banner our National Anthem. In case you don't know all the words...

Oh say can you see,
By the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad strips and bright stars,
Through the parilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched
Were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare,
The bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there.
Oh say does that Star Spangled
Banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free
And the home of the brave?

(Just in case you're wondering, I didn't have to look up the lyrics, good American that I am...but don't ask me to sing the next three verses!)