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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Top 10 Signs You're Burned Out

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  1. You're so tired you now answer the phone "hell"
  2. Your best friend calls to ask how you've been and you immediately scream "Get off by back, WITCH!"
  3. Your garbage can is your "IN" box
  4. You wake up to discover that your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care
  5. You have so much on your mind that you've forgotten how to pee
  6. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday
  7. You sleep more at work than you do at home
  8. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase
  9. Your day-timer exploded a week ago
  10. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now