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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Gore And Bush At Brunch

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Gore and Bush were in a restaurant ordering brunch. The waitress asks Gore what he would like to order. After looking at the menu, Al says, "I would like Eggs Benedict."

Waitress sys, "Fine, and what will you have Governor Bush?"

Perusing the menu, George says, "Well, I think I'd like to have a quickie."

Taken aback, the waitress responds, "Why Gov. Bush, that's awful, and you're not even President yet!"

Then Gore leans over and whispers into Bush's ear, "George, that's pronounced 'quiche.'"