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Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

What's Your IQ?

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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy came into the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"