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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

The Three Truths of Religion:

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1. The Jews don't recognize the coming Messiah.

2. Protestants don't recognize the Pope.

3. Two Baptists in a liquor store don't recognize each other.