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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth."
Angel: "oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"
God: "I think I'll call it a day"

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."