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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees. - Jimmy Demaret

Let's see, I think I right now I'm third in the money-winning and first in money-spending. - Tony Lema

There are no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball in the cup that counts. - Brian Swarbrick

You've just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it. - Sam Snead

Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three? Jimmy Demaret

The number one thing about trouble is... don't get into more. - Dave Stockton

Mulligan: invented by a Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder. - Jim Bishop

No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. - Lee Trevino

Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration. - Johnny Miller

Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease. - Bertie Charles Forbes