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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States. - H.L. Mencken

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