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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You Know You're In Alaska When... 3

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  • it warms up to -35 degrees (Fahrenheit) and you go out in your short sleeves to wash you car.
  • you drive for a mile on square tires on a -65 morning before they eventually become normal.
  • when you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m.
  • all of your relatives refer to you as "that crazy person that lives up there!"
  • your kids think that you have to get on a airplane to go on vacation.

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You Know You're In Alaska When... 2

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  • you take off your shirt and your arms are as pale as your legs all the way to your wrists.
  • you know that the term "Break Up" has more to do with the weather than personal relationships.
  • your monthly phone bill is larger than your house payment.
  • there is a bottle of Avon's Skin-So-Soft in your tackle box.
  • you don't know anyone who doesn't own a 4-wheeler.

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You Know You're In Alaska When...

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  • you're outside at -40 below, shoveling snow in your shorts (well, you know it's a hassle putting on all those clothes for just 10 minutes).
  • your friend calls you up and says, "Hey, I have some furniture for sale. Is there enough room in your igloo for it?"
  • you are vacationing in Hawaii and a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by and you think, "Boy, I'd sure like to see her in a snowmobile suit!"
  • you can see the road through the floorboard of your pickup truck.

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Alaska Tidbits

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank -- proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Living in Paradise (Alaska)

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Jan. 10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The first of the season and the first one we've seen in years. The wife and I took our hot buttered rum and sat by the picture window, watching the soft flakes drift down, clinging to the trees and covering the ground. It was beautiful!

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