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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Its A Girl Thing
- I shave my legs
- I sit down to pee
- I can justify any shopping spree
- I don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon
- I can balance the checkbook
- I can pump my own gas
- I can talk to my friends about the size of my bottom
- My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes a long time.
- At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong
- I don't drive in circles at any cost, and I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost
- I Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon every time I have to go to the john
- Hey, put the seat down,'cause I won't leave it up!
- I never forget an important date
- You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late
- I don't watch movies with lots of gore
- I don't need instant replay to remember the score
- I won't lose my hair
- I don't get jock itch
- Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best
- I don't have a problem expressing my feelings
- I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling
Now, you must forward this to at least 5 FEMALES or you will have a HORRIBLE streak of shopping and lose a credit card, you'll break a nail when you pump gas, you'll forget to pick up one of your children, you'll accidentally wear 2 different shoes to work and your husband/mate will not give you that jewelry you've been wishing for! (so buy it yourself!)
