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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.

Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody...and you're next.

And your point is...?

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

All stressed out and no one to choke.