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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Yo Momma's SO Fat...

she could sell shade.

when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

people jog around her for exercise.

she gets runs in her jeans.

her blood type is Ragu.

when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !

she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

she can't even jump to a conclusion.