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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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Yo'mamma is so old ......

  • She has her own autographed copy of the Bible
  • She owes Jesus $1.50

Yo'mamma is so ugly......

  • When she was little her mother used to tie a pork chop aroud her neck to get the dog to play with her
  • Her mother used to feed her with a slingshot
  • She turned Medusa to stone
  • When I told her to take off her mask it's not halloween any more. She said, "I already did," so I told her to put it back on.