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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
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Yo'mamma is so old ......
- She has her own autographed copy of the Bible
- She owes Jesus $1.50
Yo'mamma is so ugly......
- When she was little her mother used to tie a pork chop aroud her neck to get the dog to play with her
- Her mother used to feed her with a slingshot
- She turned Medusa to stone
- When I told her to take off her mask it's not halloween any more. She said, "I already did," so I told her to put it back on.
