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Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Yo'Momma - Continued #7

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YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...

  • she's not bald - it's just her hair runnin' away from her face!
  • she makes onions cry!
  • when she was in labor, the doctor asked which end!

YO' MOMMA'S LIPS SO BIG...

  • she doesn't use lipstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!

YO' MOMMA SO FAT...

  • when you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
  • she's the reason they declared world hunger!

YO' MOMMA'S BREATH IS SO BAD...

  • she could clear an internet chat room!

YO' MOMMA SO POOR...

  • she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead!

YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...

  • when her radio batteries went dead, she buried them!
  • she drowned during the wave at the football game!
  • the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

YO' MOMMA GOT SUCH BAD DANDRUFF...

  • the principal declared a snow day!

YO' MOMMA'S GLASSES ARE SO THICK...

  • when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!

And my favorite of the bunch...

Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!