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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.


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Take one-half cup of friendship

Add a cup of thoughtfulness

Cream together with a pinch of tenderness

Very lightly beat in a bowl of loyalty

Add one cup each of faith, hope and charity

Be sure to add a spoonful of each gaiety that sings

Add the ability to laugh at little things

Moisten with sudden tears of heartfelt sympathy

Bake in good natured pan and serve repeatedly!!