Aging Gracefully...?

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A woman out for a walk, noticed this little old man rocking in a chair on his porch and approached him.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing!" the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he replied.