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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

DoGPiLe Patrol

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This is an actual classified ad that was submitted to our free classified ad service on This is not a joke, but sometimes certain things in life can be quite amusing, if you just have a way with this ad-poster did! (This "joke" is being included on the website with the owner of DoGPiLe Patrol's permission.)

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Voice: 727-856-7448

AD placed in 1 categories: Florida

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AD content:
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