This is an actual classified ad that was submitted to our free classified ad service on HometownUSA.com. This is not a joke, but sometimes certain things in life can be quite amusing, if you just have a way with words...like this ad-poster did! (This "joke" is being included on the Maineiac.com website with the owner of DoGPiLe Patrol's permission.)
Springhill (Hernano and Pasco), FL
AD placed in 1 categories: Florida
PETS: DoGPiLe Patrol Pet Waste Poop Scooping Service of Pasco and Hernando
Got Poop? Call for a scoop!
If you're too pooped to stoop, we offer residential and commercial pet waste removal services.
Love your dog and your yard. Let us do the dirty work for you.
No job too messy, no pile too smelly!
Kids tracking it in on their shoes, guests side stepping those k9 landmines? Even the nicest homes have these dirty little secrets.
Tired of the bickering over who's going to scoop the doo?
Your dog business is our business.
We're number one in the number two business!
We're professional turd hurders.
Call today: 727-856-7448