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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Raised by Squirrels

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An baby rabbit was orphaned. Fortunately, a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were one of their own.

This adoption led to some peculiar behaviours on the part of the rabbit, including a tendency for it to run around like its stepsiblings instead of jumping around.

As the rabbit reached puberty, however, it soon faced an identity crisis.

It went to its stepparents to discuss the problem. It confessed how it felt different from its stepsiblings and was much forlorn.

Their response was, "Don't scurry, be hoppy."