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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Reasons to Own a Cat Over a Dog

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  • Cats purr. Dogs drool.
  • Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
  • In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
  • Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
  • Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
  • Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
  • Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
  • Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
  • No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
  • Cats bury their poop. Dogs dig up others'.
  • Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
  • Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
  • Garfield. Odie. Enough said.