Q: What do you do when a pig has a heart attack?
A: You call an hambulance!
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A man was draining the old gasoline from his lawn mower.
A dog came along and started lapping it up.
The dog ran down the street a bit and then fell over.. the dog ran out of gas!!!!
Q. What kind of books do owls like?
Q. What kind of bird is always sad?
A. A Blue Jay
Q: What's a chicken in a hot tub?
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."