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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 2

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  • Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants
  • Tammy Fae Barbie ...with WAY too much makeup
  • Drag Queen Ken ...comes with three, count 'em, three of Barbie's dresses
  • Fast Food Barbie ...also known as want fries with that?
  • Alien Barbie ...don't tell ANYONE...
  • Mafia Ken ...with a violin got a problem with that?
  • Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
  • Las Vegas Showgirl Barbie ...complete with pasties
  • FemmiNazi Barbie ...pull the string and find out why men stink
  • Napoleon Ken ...stands 2" tall
  • Ebola Barbie ...twelve hours after opening she'll be reduced to nothing
  • Shish-Ka-Barbie's one we'd all like to see!
  • Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
  • Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
  • Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow
  • Cross-Dressing Ken, er, Barbie, er, Ken ...who knows!