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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 2
- Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants
- Tammy Fae Barbie ...with WAY too much makeup
- Drag Queen Ken ...comes with three, count 'em, three of Barbie's dresses
- Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?
- Alien Barbie ...don't tell ANYONE...
- Mafia Ken ...with a violin case...you got a problem with that?
- Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball, wearing a Dark Phoenix costume
- Las Vegas Showgirl Barbie ...complete with pasties
- FemmiNazi Barbie ...pull the string and find out why men stink
- Napoleon Ken ...stands 2" tall
- Ebola Barbie ...twelve hours after opening she'll be reduced to nothing
- Shish-Ka-Barbie ...here's one we'd all like to see!
- Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
- Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
- Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow
- Cross-Dressing Ken, er, Barbie, er, Ken ...who knows!
