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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 5

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  • Bladder Control Barbie ...comes with a free box of Depends undergarments
  • Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
  • Jabba the Barbie ...Jabba with a Barbie head
  • Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
  • Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
  • Wookie Barbie ...obnoxious blonde hair everywhere
  • Sharon Stone Barbie there a difference?
  • 'Arnold' Ken ...big and buff, no neck
  • Rush Limbarbie ...big, no neck, but not buff
  • Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
  • King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
  • T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
  • Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
  • Elmer Fudd Ken ...bald with hunting hat and rifle
  • Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
  • Two-Face Barbie ...Barbie with Tommy Lee Jones' makeup from Batman Forever
  • Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"
  • Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie of the Turtles with Barbie head
  • One-Eyed-Head-on-a-Spider-Made-from-an-Erector-Set-Barbie ...just what it sounds like
  • Potato(e) Head Barbie ...also just what it sounds like
  • Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
  • Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat