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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Barbies You'll Never See 7
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- Cut-the-Lady-in-Half-Magic-Trick-that-Went-Wrong Barbie
- Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie
- Tree Hugger Barbie ...pull the string and she spouts environmentalist rhetoric
- Saloon Barbie ...dressed like Old West Saloon girl
- Green Giant Barbie ...Green Giant with Barbie's head--or vice versa
- Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with
- Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
- Blockhead Barbie ...doll with Charlie Brown's head
- Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman
- Baler Barbie ...wrapped in twine; also known as Farm Accident Barbie
- Oscar Meyer Barbie ...Barbie on a bun
- Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair
- Banjo Barbie ...complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
- Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips
- Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
- Neon Deion Barbie ...it costs $35 million, and you just know some idiot's going to buy it...
