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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Barbies You'll Never See 8

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(Thanks to Milkcartongal for contributing to this page!)

  • Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong
  • Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately
  • NRA Barbie ...comes with assault rifle and picture of Charlton Heston
  • Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse, coffin and kicky little shroud
  • Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt, dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately
  • Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
  • House Wife Barbie ...dressed in ratty, old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes