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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Blondes Strike Back!
Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:
Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it!
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: "Has the blonde left yet?"
Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is brunette considered an evil hair color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache
