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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

State Capitols

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There once was a blonde who was not so bright. Like most blondes, she was sick of people making fun of her so she decides she is going to study and become smarter.

She starts by studying the state capitols. This way the next time someone calls her dumb, she can prove she is smart by saying "ask me a state capitol; I know them all."

The next day she is being her dumb self when someone says "dumb blonde!"

She answers back, "Oh yeah, name any state and I will tell you its capitol."

The person says, "Nevada."

The blonde stands there thinking, "Ummmm umm hmmm," and then she says, "I've got it!"

"Its N."