Family Safe Jokes

Find Us / Like Us

FacebookMySpaceTwitterDiggDeliciousStumbleuponGoogle BookmarksRedditNewsvineTechnoratiLinkedinRSS FeedPinterest
Pin It

Login Form

A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Three Blondes & A Genie

Star InactiveStar InactiveStar InactiveStar InactiveStar Inactive

Three blonds were walking down the street and they found a genie's bottle. They rubbed it, a genie popped out and he told them they could each have one wish.

The first blonde says, "I want my IQ raised 20 points."

POOF! She turns into a brunette.

The second blonde thinks to herself, that's really drastic. "Okay," she decides, "I want my IQ raised 10 points."

POOF! She turns into a redhead.

The third blonde is standing there thinking that she REALLY likes her blonde hair, so she says, "I want my IQ lowered 20 points."

POOF! She turns into a man.