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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Blonde Tidbits #4

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Q. How does a blond try to kill a bird?
A. Throws it off a cliff

Q. What was the blonde doing in the sink?
A. Tap Dancing

Q. Standing in a circle, is a clever blonde, dumb blonde, a dumb brunette, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle there's a $50 note. Who'll pick it up?
A. The dumb blonde. The others don't exist!

Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Q: What do you call blondes in a snow storm?
A: Frosted Flakes.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: She wanted to see if her maxi pad with wings could fly!

Q: What goes Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.