Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
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Two blondes were walking through a forest and came upon some tracks.
The first blonde says, "Hey, those are bear tracks."
The second blonde says, "No, those are deer tracks."
They were still arguing over it when they got hit by the train.