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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

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A blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door and went back in the house.

A few minutes later she went out and looked in the mail box again.

She did this several times and the neighbor that was watching her said, "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into your mail box."

"No," the blonde answered, "I am working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail!"