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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Bill Clinton Jogging
Bill Clinton is out jogging one morning and comes to the Washington Mounument. He says, "George, what should I do?" Several minutes later George says, "Junk the IRS and start over."
Clinton jogs further and comes to the Jefferson Memorial. He stops and says, "Tom, what should I do?" Several minutes later, Tom says, "Scrap your welfare program and start over."
Not long after that, Clinton has jogged over to the Lincoln Memorial. He says, "Abe, what should I do?" After a long pause, Abe says, "Why don't you take the night off and go to the theater?"
