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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
The First Pitch
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game.
The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents.
One of them leans over and whispers in the President's ear.
Mr. Clinton pauses, then grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities.
The President shakes hands of those near him and gets 'high five's'.
The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers, "Mr. President, I think that you misunderstood me - I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"
