There's this convention of doctors in Geneva, and a group of three doctors (composed of a Russian, German, and American) are discussing the latest advances in their respective countries.

The German doctor says, "Well, we can take a man who was maimed in an automobile accident, patch him up and have him looking for work in about two weeks!"

The Russian smiles and says, "This is not bad, but in our beautiful country, when a man comes to us with need of a transplant, no matter how serious it is, we have consistently succeeded in placing our clients back into the job market in less than a week!"

The American, not wanting to be outdone, simply states thus: "Well, in MY country, we can take a half-brain from Arkansas, put him in an Oval Office, and HALF the COUNTRY will be looking for work the next day!"