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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

E-Mailers Anonymous(EA)

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Ten Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous

  • You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  • Your firstborn is named dot-com.
  • You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
  • You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
  • You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
  • You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
  • You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
  • You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
  • You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
  • Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to a friend.