Maineiac

Ten Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous

• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
• Your firstborn is named dot-com.
• You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

• You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
• You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
• You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.
• You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
• You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
• You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
• Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail it to a friend.