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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Things to Do While Waiting

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  • Your 1998 taxes
  • Complete your BA degree
  • Watch you hair grow
  • Finally clean your keyboard
  • Count the tiles on the ceiling 200 times
  • Think about commercials you saw during the Super Bowl
  • Scribble I HAVE NO LIFE on a notepad
  • Read War and Peace and write a book report on it
  • Contemplate the meaning of a General Protection Fault
  • Become mezmerized by your screen saver
  • Organize your desk
  • Spend "quality time" with your hard drive
  • Plan secret mission involving AOL headquarters and several rolls of toilet paper
  • Contemplate the meaning of the word "unlimited"
  • Watch you AOL stocks decrease in value