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A Maineiac
Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.
Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.
Top Ten Reasons To Buy a Pentium Machine
- Your current computer is too accurate.
- You want to get into the Guiness book as "Owner of Most Expensive Paperweight".
- Math errors add zest to life.
- You need an alibi for the I.R.S.
- You want to see what all the fuss is about.
- You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff.
- The "Intel Inside" logo matches your decor perfectly.
- You no longer have to worry about CPU overheating.
- You got a great deal from JPL.
- It'll probably work.
