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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

You May Have Picked the Wrong Internet Service Provider If...

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  • Their company logo is, "Two tin cans and a length of string."
  • You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.
  • Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.
  • Their proud boast is, "We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio."
  • Their promo materials use the words "information" and "superhighway" in the same sentence.
  • You see the words "Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas" on their advertisements.
  • You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
  • "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports" is their motto.
  • They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on street corners.
  • They charge by the word.