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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Speaking of Communication...

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Imagine the problems of a medical doctor communicating with a lay person if the meaning of the following terms was not understood:

Caesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome

Labor pain - getting hurt at work

Seizure - a famous Roman emperor

Terminal illness - airport sickness

Ultrasound - a loud noise

Urine - opposite of "you're out!"