Drunken Car Theft
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
The police were dumbfounded and dispatched an officer to the scene.
Upon arriving, the officers found the drunk muttering, "Never mind," with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."